Posted by: thebylog | December 21, 2009

Two Attempts at Humor

Joke 1

Q. What do you call a flea-bitten Amishman with a sore throat?

A. Hoarse and buggy.

Joke 2

Q. What did the professor, whose daily habit it was to take a stroll about campus, say to the high school dropout who asked to join her?

A. “Can two walk together, except they be degreed?”

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Responses

  1. The former is hilarious and the latter is lame beyond words. I assume you wrote the latter and got the former elsewhere? 😛

  2. Amen to Hans! I laughed pretty good at the first one!

  3. That’s hilarious about the amishman

  4. I guess I have to take the criticism with the plaudits.


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